Ah, the first date. They both sat there for eternity, not really, only two minutes had gone by, both of them uttering no words. Mary looking at him, with an expression on her face that read, “Say something interesting.” and George peering into the sky as if asking for the gods for something very interesting to say.
Moments later, George lights up like a kid walking into a lolly shop, pulls out his phone, looks Mary straight in the eyes and says, “I am more interesting on Twitter”.